Mike Maher
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WASHINGTON — A new report revealed that among the many issues currently dividing Americans, none is more divisive than how…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump met with his team of lawyers to discuss potential hush money payments to 335 million…
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Claire Alexander
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Americans everywhere took a brief pause from threatening to kill each other online to share that they…
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Tim Sheard
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RICHMOND, Va. – The nation’s coworkers reportedly resolved to hold an extended conversation in the general area outside the employee…
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Bex Kane
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The American Association of Grandmothers laid out plans for a thorough investigation into precisely when their…
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Dom Turek
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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — A new study by Hofstra University has found that 100 percent of moms nationwide agree they’ve never…
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WASHINGTON — Governors from all 50 states agreed that shelter-in-place orders would firmly remain on your shitty band as the…
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WASHINGTON — Scientists have confirmed that the current nationwide dumpster fire is adversely affecting the national crust punk population, according…
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Courtney Baka
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WASHINGTON -- Stoners from across the country held a joint press conference last night to announce “no real plans” for…
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