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Dan Rice • August 10, 2026

ALASKA — Mark Zuckerberg doubled down on claims that his yacht did not hear the distress call of a nearby…

Ben Sobieck • August 6, 2026

I always wanted a Cybertruck, but times are tight — my credit score is horrible, and I don’t have a…

Steve Packosky • July 28, 2026

PALO ALTO, Calif. — American multinational technology company Meta’s chairman and chief executive officer Mark Zuckerberg found himself hoping that…

Doug Kolic • April 13, 2026

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Tech CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly lingering around the Meta campus in the hopes someone will…

Matt Bieker • June 13, 2025

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta announced a new partnership this week with UPS to physically mail high-gloss, full-color photographs of…

Ben Friedman • June 5, 2025

BROOKLYN — Local man Dan Flemming was forced to explain to friends why, despite a repeatedly publicized hiatus from Instagram,…

Trevor Graham • May 7, 2025

BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…

Matt Husser • January 7, 2025

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced…

Tim Graham • June 23, 2024

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Instagram’s PR team apologized recently after a glitch temporarily restored the app to something resembling what…

Ben Friedman • January 17, 2024

The way our parents engage on Facebook with the same excitement and wonder as we did in the mid-2000s is…

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