Heather Cook
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September 11, 2019
Remarkable! Men never touch other men when they are navigating through a crowded bar, but if there’s a woman in…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Years of clinical research has found that, on average, female bands playing local shows receive only 78…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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February 13, 2018
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Chelsea Bowers is reportedly preparing for what will surely be several rounds of involuntary music…
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Johnny Mo
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January 27, 2018
CHICAGO — Climatologists are blaming record-low temperatures for the steep decline in Year-Round Shorts-Guy populations, resulting in a massive shortage…
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David Britton
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August 24, 2017
CINCINNATI — Recently formed punk rock band The Broke Scabs has caught the attention of many within the local scene…
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Ella Gale
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June 28, 2017
“WHOOOOOWEEEEEEAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!” Uh oh! We’ve all heard that excruciating whine that comes out of a poorly-positioned amplifier or a male audience…
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Ashley Naftule
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June 15, 2017
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Local women found conclusive evidence that God doesn’t know what they want, sources confirm, based on the…
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Hana Michels
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January 4, 2017
PORTLAND, Ore. -- Self-described feminist and all-women’s art collective manager Aaron Fanning is definitely hiding something, according to reports of…
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BERKELEY, Calif. -- Polyamorous man Rick Walcott is reportedly enlightened and open-minded enough “to love multiple people” but instead chooses…
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Over the years the punk rock community has always advertised itself as inclusionary to people of every gender expression, race,…
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