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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ

Reuben Blanchard • May 26, 2025

WINDSOR, Conn — Local terrible cousin Terry Reynolds made everyone uncomfortable at his family’s annual Memorial Day BBQ by loudly…

Pete Hegseth Wishes Happy Memorial Day to Covert Marine Operatives Stationed at 15.5527° N, 48.5164° E

Matt Husser • May 26, 2025

WASHINGTON — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth delivered a special Memorial Day message to a covert unit of Marine operatives…

Five Songs We Listened To This Week Before Our Float Got Banned From The Memorial Day Parade

Corey Montgomery • May 25, 2025

It’s been another tough week. You’re technically seven days older, though given the current stress of our political and economic…

Self-Conscious Punk Keeps Leather Jacket On In Pool

The Hard Times Staff • May 30, 2016

ORLANDO, Fla. - Self-conscious punk Walter Vaughn was too embarrassed by winter weight gain and excessive body hair to remove…