WASHINGTON — Famed Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort was spotted at Donald Trump’s Presidential Inauguration, hiding under First Lady Melania Trump’s hat, multiple sources confirmed.…
Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean”
By Jeremy Kaplowitz
WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement at a press briefing today…
Band’s Demo Recording Could Be Paid For If Melania Trump Lived In The White House For 1.5 Seconds
By Dan Rice
WASHINGTON — The anarcho-punk band Witness Destruction Program could produce their entire demo for the same amount of money taxpayers would save by First Lady…