Jeff Bender
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LAUREL, Miss. — Drummer Keith Reed for the hard rock group Assistant Coach expressed a desire to contribute creatively to…
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Matt Kennedy
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Through my recovery at New Horizons Chicken Parmesan Treatment Facility, I was able to get an entirely new lease on…
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Mike Maher
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CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…
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Doug Kolic
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AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…
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Xavier Montes
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CHICAGO — Mcdonald's is finally honoring beloved musician Wesley Willis by announcing he would be the face of their latest…
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Nathan Kamal
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Traditional boring Thanksgiving dinners are fine for some families, who don't care about celebrating our nation's history with a little…
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Bobby Korec
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Overly careful punk Jimmy Reynolds patiently waited 30 minutes after eating a full meal before stage diving…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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