Ben Sobieck
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December 14, 2025
MINNEAPOLIS — Noted Puscifer fan and parolee Peter Schwartz recently learned the vocalist of his favorite act has a side…
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Tyler Roland
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April 29, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Progressive metal band Tool recently announced the “Lateralus Gold” experience, which involves fans paying $10,000 to massage…
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Tyler Roland
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February 18, 2025
JEROME, Ariz. — Jehovah’s Witness Leonard Standish and Tool fan Don Schmidt spent all night spreading the gospel of their…
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Robert John Scucci
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October 4, 2024
LOS ANGELES – Casual Tool fan Chris Miller is perplexing scientists around the world with his ability to listen to…
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Matt Husser
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August 25, 2024
JEROME, Ariz. — Workers at Maynard James Keenan’s Caduceus Cellars were reportedly debating what to do with pallets of unsold…
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Stephen Bell
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November 16, 2023
DURHAM, NC — Researchers at Duke University recently discovered that playing Tool for your newborn will cause them to grow…
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Colleen Nerney
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November 1, 2023
COLUMBUS, Ohio —Notoriously weird bands Primus and Puscifer announced a joint headlining show at an upcoming Unbearable Tinder Date Convention…
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Colleen Nerney
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February 5, 2023
Each Sunday The Hard Times takes a look at a notable album from the past. This time around we reviewed…
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Dan Bookbinder
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December 3, 2022
Tool is a platinum-selling, Grammy-winning, Billboard-topping collection of brilliant artists. Despite selling out arena tours, the average person does not…
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Tim Graham
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August 14, 2022
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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