Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…
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Dom Turek
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Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is…
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Nathan Kamal
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We've all heard it before: guitar is easy to play, difficult to master, especially for chronic masturbators. However, some of…
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John Danek
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CRANSTON, R.I. – Elder millennial and lifelong pop punk fan Trent Wilshire relived his early teen years by pleasuring himself…
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Graham Isador
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddy Taylor showed his appreciation for a beautifully composed and tastefully shot nude photo of his…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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Vince Ratti
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PHILADELPHIA — Local pervert David Bell could not climax this morning during his daily commute after noticing another bus rider…
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