Patrick Coyne
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LANCASTER, Pa. — Married couple Jennifer Schultz-Markakis and Dwayne Markakis are now using an underutilized set of nipple clamps to…
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Max Wolff
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local crust-punk Richard Andre married his roommate Morgan Atwell yesterday in a romantic ceremony in which he…
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Kyle Erf
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Newly-formed cover band The Good Beats is having second thoughts about playing the afternoon wedding reception…
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Randi Pulator
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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — The once-spontaneous ass play of local couple Tyler and Kelly Anderson has simply become routine ass…
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Dustin Meadows
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Let’s get something straight, you fucking posers. I’m not some goddamn weekend warrior; I’m in this for the long haul.…
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Chris Nakis
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OKLAHOMA CITY — The owner of a local goth bakery refused to bake a wedding cake for an “unbearably happy”…
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Jeff Cardello
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Newlyweds Brian and Susan Moore returned from their honeymoon late last week to find their wedding mix…
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