Mario Kart Tag Archives

Kyle Erf • March 22, 2021

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…

Lucas Johnson • March 13, 2021

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

Kevin Hufe • January 18, 2021

NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition…

Andy Holt • January 7, 2021

ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of…

Giovanni Colantonio • June 27, 2020

One of the earliest known (emphasis on ‘known’ here) cases of the United States committing war atrocities was around 1898.…

Chandler Dean • January 31, 2020

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — In a choice that demonstrated an astounding dearth of imagination, town simpleton Adam Tucker decided to…

Tyler Simpson • January 8, 2020

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT…

Andy Holt • June 29, 2018

RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during…

Doug Francisco • February 5, 2018

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year's 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis,…

The Hard Times Staff • July 29, 2017

WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…