WILMINGTON, N.C. — Participants on HGTV’s new “Property Brothers” spinoff “Punk Property Brothers” said that the two lesser-known Scott brothers, Cretin and Spider, left after…
NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Viking metal band Fjord Destroyer took a local Chili’s restaurant by storm during the evening rush last night, utterly defiling multiple lovely…
BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty video game cases, according to…
HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the money within, according to concerned…
Last night I went to the first gathering I’ve been to in the months and it was amazing! Everyone there had the same energy and…
As we wait patiently for president dementia tits to take a break from eating taco bowls while wiping his ass with girl scouts and weigh…