CEDAR GROVE, N.J. — Modern Drummer magazine’s yearly list of 100 Greatest Drummers is once again comprised of over 60 percent cartoon octopuses, upsetting a…
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Dave Grohl Accidentally Washes List of His Current Bands Off of Palm
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Jill Stein Demands Recount Of “Rolling Stone’s 50 Best Albums Of 2016”
LEXINGTON, Mass. — Green Party presidential nominee and former ’90s folk-rock musician Dr. Jill Stein has formally requested a recount of Rolling Stone’s 50 Best…
3 Surprising Rules Most Straight Edgers Break
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OPINION: I’m Pretty Sure I’m On The List Tonight
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Anonymous Reveals List of More Than 1000 Alleged Posers
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