Mac McCarthy
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SAN DIEGO — Local show attendee Sean Jessey had no choice but to purchase unwanted concert merch to avoid admitting…
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Amy Currul
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It’s been a long night of drinking, meaning we have inevitably reached the point where my bladder has caught up…
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Eli Johnson
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Local moron Griff Bradshaw made frequent frustrated attempts to gain entry to the venue bathroom you were,…
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Dianne Nora
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BROOKLYN — Indie rock musician Kirby Wardle would do just about anything to get a crowd at one of his…
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Tony Morse
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BURBANK, Calif. — Hollywood is abuzz amidst reports that one of its most fabled power couples, acclaimed director Martin Scorsese…
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Krissy Howard
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FLATWOODS, Ky. — Local woman and sloppy-wasted friend Kara Stanley offered a play-by-play account moments ago of the “absolute ass-kicking”…
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Lauren Lavín
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local punk Hazel Mason ate her entire three-day supply of weed earlier today while standing in line…
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Kyle Erf
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INDIO, Calif. — Urban legends and age-old folklore circulating at this year’s Coachella allege that “abundant, hassle-free” beer awaits revelers…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local show’s merch line was held up last night for more than 11 minutes when aging…
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Lucas Passarella
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SALT LAKE CITY — Self-identified punk Alexandra Fairuz discovered earlier today, via a search of her surname on Ancestry.com, that…
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