Laurie Bolewitz
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RICHMOND, Va. — Metal band GWAR’s newest lead vocalist was announced via a giant white steam cloud of creamy ejaculate…
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Patrick Crooks
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ATLANTA — Authorities were called to the State Farm Arena this evening to respond to what eyewitnesses report as a…
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Tyler Roland
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FORT WORTH, Texas — Local metal frontman Frank Fortibus inadvertently let out the best scream of his entire career during…
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Doug Kolic
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LOS ANGELES — U2 frontman Bono announced that the wildfires in California have devastated enough property and ruined a sufficient…
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Jeff Bender
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LAUREL, Miss. — Drummer Keith Reed for the hard rock group Assistant Coach expressed a desire to contribute creatively to…
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Stephen Bell
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JACKSONVILLE – Lead singer of the alt-rock band Up Above declined to tell the audience he couldn’t hear them as…
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Ben Friedman
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FORT WORTH, Texas — The lead singer of local grindcore band Razor Masturbator found his creative output drop dramatically after…
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Jeff Bender
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Troy Floor, lead singer of the band Surfside, was apparently really showing off that he knew…
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The Hard Times Staff
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Davey Lincoln, frontman for regionally popular pop-punk band It’s Not a Tumor, claimed a sudden bout of…
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Bobby Korec
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Unfortunately, not every band can be good. Obviously, that’s a lie. They all totally could if they had the right…
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