Greg Heller
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SOUTHPORT, N.C. — A veteran Southport slasher slash longshoreman is “beyond embarrassed” after botching the timeline in a series of…
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Patrick Coyne
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MOAB, Utah — Local sociopath and murder enthusiast Greg Allen Hargrove reportedly left his favorite blade casually hanging over the…
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Bill Conway
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NEW YORK — Hip hop mogul Jay-Z discreetly paid off Luigi Mangione's early court costs as a sign of appreciation…
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Steve Packosky
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We all know the rules: try your hardest to be a good person and spend your life committing honorable deeds…
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Matt Husser
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HADDONFIELD, Ill. — The National Rifle Association rushed to Michael Myers’ defense today after the famed “Halloween” slasher started killing…
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Victor Gonzalez
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“Fight Club.” “The Social Network.” “Gone Girl.” “Se7en.” Classic after classic, David Fincher never missed. That is until he came…
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Tim Sheard
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Nothing brings me more pleasure and a sense of purpose in this world than serving my country. Even if that…
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Jessica Lillian
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LOS ANGELES – Local mom Sally Perryman continues to worry that her daughter’s longtime close friend Josephine Lukas — originally…
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S.L. Neechski
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Like politicians, serial killers tend to have an unjustifiable amount of self-esteem. They see what they’re doing as art or…
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Patrick Crooks
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Well folks, there’s not been much good news going on in this once proud town of ours. Heck, last week…
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