Dan Rice
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Yesterday, Tesla CEO and current Trump BFF Elon Musk wowed the Nazi-sympathizing crowd at CPAC by unveiling The Chainsaw of…
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Dan Rice
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local punk Pattie “Two Dollar” O’Malley set up a foundation dedicated to researching and curing “coke…
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Drew Gigis
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The judiciary system of the United States of America was established on September 24th, 1789 to protect the rights of…
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Ryan Dondero
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DALLAS — Local man Dave Hensley is confident that his first date with Rachel Caldwell went well, despite talking about…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — A new independent report revealed that the average veterinarian has an eight-hour wait list due to the…
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Tim Sheard
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We at the Hard Times are big classic rock fans, and it definitely shouldn’t surprise you that one of our…
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Reuben Blanchard
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WASHINGTON — Democratic leadership announced their plans to play the 2013 Katy Perry song “Roar” very loud in response to…
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Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — 41-year-old Jacob Francois claimed responsibility for taking over a local bar’s jukebox using only his phone,…
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Amir Adan
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The Mandela Effect is the age-old behavioral phenomenon where large swaths of people misremember specific details about a person, event,…
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Noah Dominguez
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Charles “Chuck” McCoy is adamant that everyone knows his hatred for hippies stems from a…
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