Tim Sheard
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We’re big classic rock fans here at the Hard Times, so it naturally follows that we love genre stalwarts Led…
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Tyler Roland
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LOS ANGELES — Progressive metal band Tool recently announced the “Lateralus Gold” experience, which involves fans paying $10,000 to massage…
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Doug Kolic
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MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…
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Amity Gilmour
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I’ve worked my entire life trying to break into this industry. Several years as a violinist, a stint with indie…
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Doug Kolic
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…
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Tim Graham
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ABILENE, Texas — Local school sports fan Steven Flick will no longer offer his support if there’s a chance he…
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Kyle Donley
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Are you a man over 30 with a little tummy and weird patches of overgrown body hair sprouting from your…
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Tim Sheard
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MELBOURNE — Leading archaeology authorities excitedly reported they’re narrowing in on finally unearthing a song by Jet that isn’t “Are…
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Max Barth
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WASHINGTON — Justices of the Supreme Court announced that they will release their opinions early to select subscribers of a…
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Jason VanSlycke
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Bro, you know that guy I work with? The one who is always taking off his clothes and smearing his…
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