Ben Friedman
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May 27, 2025
Few mythological tales are as legendary as the epic battle waged between the Greeks and the Trojans over the kidnapping…
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Charles Bill
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May 27, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…
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They say that “no good deed goes unpunished,” but I have another platitude to add to the mix: “no read…
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SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…
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Steve Packosky
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May 25, 2025
CASPER, Wyo. — Municipal Waste fan Dylan Medina was shocked and disgusted after remembering that he drank responsibly at local…
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Tim Sheard
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May 24, 2025
WASHINGTON — Popular YouTube children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel sparked backlash from pro-life right-wing commentators for her brave stance against ongoing…
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Steve Packosky
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May 24, 2025
These days, it’s important for us to find ways to earn a living however we can. Rising costs due to…
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Steve Packosky
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May 24, 2025
MARSHALL, Minn. — Slovenly and unkempt metalhead Freddy Clark somehow sported the most beautiful head of hair you’d ever encountered,…
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Members of legendary New York Hardcore bands Malicious Destruction, Malfeasance, and Genghis debuted music from their new…
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In trying times, nothing feels better than an uplifting story that renews our faith. In Raleigh, North Carolina tragedy became…
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