Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — A travel agency that makes plans for customers and then cancels them is surging in popularity, sources confirmed.…
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Sinead Rose
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WASHINGTON — The imminent Civil War between the nation’s two political parties is reportedly delayed because of the 2026 Weird…
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Todd Monitto
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WASHINGTON — A contingency of Democrats from the House of Representatives finally took a stand against the rise fascism by…
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Skyler Hanrath
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SEATTLE — Staff of Washington-based alt station WFRD reported complete bewilderment this past week over hearing a ringing phone in…
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Rachel Hein
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NEW YORK — A local couple who have for years referred to themselves as a “power couple” were reportedly “blindsided”…
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Todd Monitto
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the final eradication of the Bieber Fever outbreak, confirmed sources.…
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Skyler Hanrath
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. started his workday with a massive rip from…
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Shane Pauker
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DENVER — Minimalists Mark Blake and Tara Owens expressed no interest in adding other partners to their relationship, sources in…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN FRANCISCO — New app Patriotreads, a conservative take on the popular social cataloguing platform Goodreads, only had the Bible…
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Steve Packosky
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OMAHA, Neb. — Hazy Cave, a microbrew you purchased at local bar Lucky’s, was the worst beer you had ever…
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