Patrick Coyne
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MACON, Ga. — Panic-stricken and barely coherent GWAR roadie Miles Giodarno was spotted dashing through the streets of Macon, desperately…
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Joe Rumrill
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WILLOW WIND HOLLOW — The animal population of a wooded glen was less than surprised when their mayoral election results…
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Tim Sheard
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Having an erection in public is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. I was fully prepared to…
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Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Famed skateboarder Tony Hawk revealed that he really only got into skateboarding after playing countless hours of…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump, the self-appointed Kennedy Center chairman, announced that a dancing Coca-Cola can and a novelty singing…
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Mike Moran
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NEW YORK — Longtime hugging volunteer Andy Spencer recently joined in on the trend of asking for gratuities along with…
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Ben Friedman
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There was a time when any time I’d see that obscenely wealthy asshole Jeff Bezos gracing the cover of Forbes,…
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Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk band Slice planned to play exceptionally shitty to trigger audiences to throw fruit at them in…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — A new poll conducted by AIPAC found the top candidates for the 2028 presidential nomination are down to…
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Doug Kolic
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Bullying’s an epidemic that’s poisoning society. Take it from someone who has, unfortunately, been a victim of this reprehensible behavior.…
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