Are you struggling to connect with modern dating? It’s been said that many people feel frustrated with the apps, and are looking for ways to…
Another terrible week has passed you by, and you’ve understandably been looking for a pick me up. You’ve been digging through your record collection, but…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local piercer Archer Steele is reportedly accepting total inferiority compared to his tattoo artist older sibling after being spit on by a…
When my wife Sophia and I first announced our engagement, we were surprised when it was met with a muted response from friends and family.…
LOS ANGELES — Longtime Slayer guitarist Kerry King is reportedly scouring tabs on UltimateGuitar.com in a sudden attempt to relearn some of his most famous…
If you’re reading this, it’s too late. Wingstop forgot to put ranch in the bag. The only part of your meal that mattered. Obviously the…
Formed on Christmas Day 1975, Iron Maiden went through several years of playing a variety of pubs, often with the regulars of said pubs forming…
It’s natural to want to express your love for your favorite band, and you want to be comfy when traveling, so a well-worn, beloved band…
LOS ANGELES — Local man Paul Jones admitted he is thrilled to celebrate the most important woman in his life this International Women’s Day: his…
Well, I’ve gotten to the stage that everyone gets to at some point in their relationship. The part where you either break up or ask…
WASHINGTON — Observers of Thursday’s State of The Union address were surprised by Joe Biden’s speech after he spent the entire time talking about how…
NEW YORK – David Byrne’s recently released cover of Paramore’s “Hard Times,” recorded in response to Paramore’s cover of the Talking Heads classic “Burning Down…
Formed by Laura Dern’s metal clone, Laura Pleasants, Kylesa provided walls of swampy sludge, straight from Savannah, Georgia, right to your ear bones. Joined by…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having about acquaintances passing when catching…
The year 1994 was such a great year for music but an even better year for noise music. Remember when television was the greatest thing…