Tim Sheard
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April 18, 2026
If you’re reading this, we know you’re just as much of a fan of sucking, fucking, and stroking as we…
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Ryan Dondero
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October 24, 2023
WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Rep. Kevin McCarthy offered Republican colleagues two over-the-pants handjobs, redeemable at any time within his term, if…
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The Hard Times Staff
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September 25, 2015
WASHINGTON - Under intense pressure from fans of his proto-punk band "Raging Boehners," Speaker of the House John Boehner announced…
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