Cory Cousins
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January 28, 2025
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local stoner rockers Dust Buster’s recent argument that devolved into screaming and name-calling ultimately led to hot,…
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Tim Sheard
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January 24, 2025
BOSTON, Mass. — Harvard scientists studying modern American relationship dynamics made a breakthrough discovery by identifying the first conventionally attractive…
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Rob Ryder
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November 26, 2024
BALTIMORE — Local venue the Rusty Nut is reported to be heated by a single eight-outlet power strip, confirmed several…
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Reuben Blanchard
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March 27, 2024
Manowar is to metal, what KISS is to rock and roll: Iconic imagery. Rabid fanbase. Debatable music (at best). But…
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Zach Hudson
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December 16, 2022
I’ve had a feeling this was coming for a while now and I’m sad to say that Encased In Ice…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 6, 2022
CHICAGO — The setlist for headlining band Numb Numbers is hoping that it goes home with some super-hot member of…
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LAKEVILLE, Ind. – Townsfolk are bracing for waves of fiery lust caused by local sex symbol Scott Bailey’s distended, green…
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LOS ANGELES — The latest single from the Red Hot Chili Peppers entitled "770 Miles of Sunshine" was revealed to…
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LOS ANGELES — The latest single from the Red Hot Chili Peppers entitled "770 Miles of Sunshine" was revealed to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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November 10, 2021
We asked and you voted! Meet The Hard Times Sexiest Man Alive 2021: Slimy the oppossum! At 2-and-a-half years old,…
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