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As Your Vice President, the Question Isn’t Whether We’ll All Die of Coronavirus, but Where We’ll Go When We Do

Zach Russell • March 27, 2020

Our nation is facing the great task of slowing the spread of coronavirus, and many Americans are frightened. Why, I…

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Line to Dog Heaven Backed Up Until Dog St. Peter Finishes Licking Own Balls

Krissy Howard • January 27, 2020

DOG HEAVEN — Several dogs awaiting entry into the big, grassy field in the sky are being forced to wait…

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Cool Youth Pastor Skating in Heaven After Church Roof Ollie Attempt

Lauren Lavín • January 16, 2020

LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local youth pastor Marc Herrera is shredding with the Lord now after he died attempting to…

St. Peter Guides Anthony Bourdain Through Gritty Part of Heaven With All the Food Trucks

Rick Homuth • June 8, 2018

HEAVEN — St. Peter spent the afternoon guiding Anthony Bourdain through the rough-and-tumble part of Heaven where the best food…