Daniel Arnold
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local coffee aficionado Sage Davis claimed today that he finally perfected his method for brewing the perfect…
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Krissy Howard
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Cool landlord and champion of the working man Jenny Holmes is allegedly only asking for references,…
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Josh Klasco
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LAKEWOOD, Calif. — Aging punk Lilo Omed claimed today that the best way to keep his penis erect is not…
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John Danek
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Promising guitarist Liam Doughtery’s guitar career was suddenly terminated yesterday after the introduction of the difficult…
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Patrick Coyne
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VOORHEES, N.J. — Local grandmother and World War 2 hero Dorothy Schuler was asked yesterday by her grandson Darin Roche…
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Eric Navarro
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Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how…
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CHICAGO, IL– Following a night of heavy drinking, serial frontman Brody Brooks left his longtime partner feeling angry and insecure…
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Peter Woods
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local claims adjuster Steve Hurnsman announced that he successfully completed downloading a file from the peer-to-peer file sharing…
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