SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Self-proclaimed alpha male, Jared Andrews, suffered a nervous breakdown last week when attempting to eat a…
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Whether you’ve just had your first beef tartare or you’ve visited every Michelin Star restaurant in the country, the path…
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Are you a fan of the home invasion horror subgenre? Because I think I’m living in a straight-to-streaming B-movie nightmare…
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John Danek
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PHOENIX — The children of the Aaronson family forgave their father Billy for leaving them with empty, growling stomachs in…
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Mike Maher
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CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…
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If you’re reading this, it’s too late. Wingstop forgot to put ranch in the bag. The only part of your…
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Nathan Kamal
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Is there anything better than a grilled cheese? That crisp, butter-soaked bread, the gooey, stretchy cheese, the divine pairing of…
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Doug Kolic
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AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…
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Alex Vlahov
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BOSTON — Studies conducted at MIT show that when visiting a Chipotle Mexican Grill location, the person in front of…
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Izzy Maurer
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INDIANAPOLIS — Local man, and Duolingo enthusiast, Brandon Cole horrified friends and acquaintances gathered at an Italian restaurant when he…
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