Trevor Graham
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BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax…
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Khadija Hassan
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local roommate Sarah Dillard shared a subtly-titled playlist with her housemates hinting that everyone except her move…
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James Webster
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DALLAS — Local woman Claudia Rodriguez was stunned this afternoon upon receiving an email approving maintenance for an apartment she…
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Doug Francisco
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HOUSTON — A punk house collapsed yesterday after the eviction of roommate Luis Flores, who it appears was a load-bearing,…
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Kevin Tit
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Career landlord and general piece of shit Tyler Simpson was devastated to learn today that he’s also…
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Doug Francisco
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ELMHURST, N.Y. — New York City Sheriff's deputy Deandra Washington ceremoniously took a knee with the tenants of a local…
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Ray McMillin
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WASHINGTON -- White House Press Secretary Jay Carney spent the week stationed at Kinko’s printing flyers for “the biggest rager…
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WASHINGTON - After spending the last 15 years squatting in the White House, a 35-year-old anarchist crust punk known only…
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