WASHINGTON — Governors from all 50 states agreed that shelter-in-place orders would firmly remain on your shitty band as the…
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V.F. Thompson
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After dutifully reporting to my essential job opening at 5 a.m. at Panera every morning since all this shit started…
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James Knapp
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CONROE, Texas — RadioShack employee Rachel Meinke reportedly has “no fucking clue” why she’s considered an essential employee during the…
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Justin Cox
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VACAVILLE, Calif. — Local rhythm guitarist Glenn Wemple is increasingly worried about all this “non-essential” talk amid the coronavirus pandemic…
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