BOCA CHICA, Texas — Social pariah and world’s richest man Elon Musk made a staggering donation to a new startup…
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Dan Katz
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WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s team of DOGE teens used their unprecedented access to federal agencies to create their dream girl…
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WASHINGTON — The collection of white dorks that make up Elon Musk's entourage asked for a significant raise if they…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the…
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Matt Husser
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STARBASE, Texas — A contractor working on Elon Musk's new Texas mega-mansion revealed that every book on the billionaire's shelf…
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Trevor Graham
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Oh man, have you seen my Cybertruck? It’s so fucking sick, dude. Just look at it. It’s like something straight…
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Dan Rice
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Let’s all take a moment to play the world’s smallest violin for first-gen Tesla owners. On the one hand they…
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Stephen Bell
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WASHINGTON — The world’s richest man Elon Musk and President-elect Donald Trump are reportedly closer than ever after finding common…
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Rob Ryder
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RICHMOND, Va. — Trey Bollinger, proud owner of a $91,273 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD, accused Tesla Cybertruck owners of being…
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Bill Conway
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AUSTIN, Texas — J.D. Vance sat down for a three-hour interview with popular podcaster Joe Rogan to let potential voters…
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