Trevor Graham
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WASHINGTON — Presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris attempted to boost her perception as a “cool aunt” by announcing that if…
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Chris Bratton
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I never thought I’d be a cautionary tale. But now I know you should never get blackout drunk in front…
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Doug Kolic
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Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus, that famous old French dude who was an expert at predicting world events. But what if…
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Claire Alexander
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Americans everywhere took a brief pause from threatening to kill each other online to share that they…
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Joe Rumrill
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WILLISTON, N.D. — Participants of a weekly karaoke night cringed in disbelief as a local businessman’s booze-fueled “We Didn’t Start…
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Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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Chris Bowen
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WATERLOO, N.Y. — Staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently decided to show his unwavering support for Donald Trump after…
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead and avid drinker Stephen Mullins realized he needs to donate increasingly larger amounts of blood and…
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Dom Turek
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Jeremy Squires is celebrating an astonishing 15 years of contemplating sobriety surrounded by friends, family,…
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Nigel Powers
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Hockey, drinking and fighting are as synonymous as weed and the munchies. But don’t take our word for it, just…
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