Our other straight edge buddies would give us so much shit if they knew we were doing this, but times are tough, so when our…
Everyone knows the hardest part of starting a new job is passing the pre-hire drug test. It’s one thing if you have sober friends you…
INDIANAPOLIS — Recent college graduate Mark Robinson had a job interview yesterday he thought “went pretty well,” despite his inability to determine whether or not…
STANFORD, Calif. — Researchers at Stanford University’s Department of Biochemistry have developed a new drug test that simply checks a user’s Spotify playlists for the…
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local stoner metal band Soundmurder are making “painful” sacrifices to accommodate a tedious, sober search for a new day job following their…
Anti-doping agency USADA announced that gallons of urine samples from athletes all over the world have gone missing. Officials are currently investigating recently hired intern,…