Mike Maher
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BOSTON — Local nitrous dealer James “Lawnboy” Carpenter was found dead at the bottom of Mystic Lake wearing only a…
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Dom Turek
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local crustie Hank “Spew” Collins was shocked and appalled to discover the cocaine he’d been snorting all…
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Travis Tack
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TOLLAND, Mass. — Local arms dealer Alex Corman made a reputation for himself by forcing his clients to hang out…
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Nigel Powers
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"Breaking Bad," along with "The Sopranos" and "The Wire" in the 2000s and early 2010s, defined the golden age of…
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Liam Stephenson
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — A local drug dealer’s 1,000th customer was lucky enough to win a free explanation of how…
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Sara Mellas
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LOWELL, Mass. — Local addict Sam Agnew asked his coke hookup to keep his tab open after the drug dealer…
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Jason VanSlycke
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Employees at a local accounting firm are reportedly confounded by a recent hire who is simultaneously the…
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Dan Bookbinder
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Girl Scout cookies have come a long way since my sister’s Brownie Troop used to set up a table outside…
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Grace Hunziker
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Christmas is supposedly the most wonderful time of the year. Yet it's the most difficult to navigate without a little…
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Patrick Coyne
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PORTLAND, Maine — Frugal punk, and self-described “hopeless romantic,” Tyler Castaneda recently devised a scheme to save money by dating…
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