WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a new program to help boost ICE enlistment numbers by promising to forgive any debt…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump made the bold claim that his economy is “hugely much stronger” than that of the…
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Steve Packosky
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NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Ryan Sims
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Vice President JD Vance was spotted sign twirling outside of a Tesla dealership today, attempting to convince…
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Matt Husser
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Self-proclaimed MAGA Christian Cullen Monroe took a moment to remind himself of his core values today with…
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WASHINGTON — Local sex worker Jasmine Lawler is facing years behind bars after being labeled a domestic terrorist because she…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump decided on a whim to pardon former Subway spokesperson and confessed serial child molester Jared…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — As a flurry of new US tariffs continued to shake the world economy, President Trump announced the only…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine is petitioning the Trump administration to institute a new law to prevent bands from…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Trump brothers Don Jr. and Eric were witnessed throwing tantrums in the White House halls, insisting their father…
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