Shea Strauss
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Beta cuck Seth Armitage watched helplessly from the side of his wife Nadia’s hospital bed last…
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Claire Brown
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Romance is dead and millennials killed it. Gone are the days of excitement, spontaneity, and fidelity. Instead, the “me me…
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Dan Rice
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Say hello to Armando Isaacson, the man who has the entire medical profession turned on its head! Yes, doctors absolutely…
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Ted Pillow
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EDM is more popular than ever. Electronic music has had a tremendous influence on contemporary pop and EDM festivals are…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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Graham Isador
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Craig Jenkins, drummer for Toronto punk band Spitfire, got totally cucked last night when he just sat and watched as…
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