Lauren Lavín
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the order to continue sheltering in place for the next 30 days, local woman Autumn…
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Bobby Korec
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The Claim: Everyone’s favorite alarmist hip hop group Cypress Hill predicted we in our current fragile state as a quarantined…
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Kyle Kelly-Yahner
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ST. LOUIS — Local punk Luke Koester downgraded his live-in romantic partner Samatha Tsai from “girlfriend” to “roommate” yesterday following…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — Local punk Diana Spalsbury purchased 100 boxes of semi-permanent hair dye yesterday, just for the pair of…
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Amir Adan
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney executives have come under fire for shocking statements made last night by animated television star Doc…
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Louie Aronowitz
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Where are all the new ideas?! Every movie is the same tired plot. Every TV show is full of unoriginal…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what…
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Louie Aronowitz
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AHHHH! Fuck my stupid face in the dick with some shit! I was just scrolling when a notification that someone…
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James Webster
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LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Rob Kurtz was reportedly called out at the grocery store yesterday for converting an old…
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ATWATER, Ohio — Following a recent days-long conference focused on the COVID-19 outbreak held in Helsinki, Denmark, members of the…
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