John Danek
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BUTLER, Pa. — All early signs are revealing that new human being Emery Lloyd is not a badass in any…
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Anna Walsh
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SEATTLE — Local toddler Piper Huga brought pre-k class to a halt this week after counting to 2 then 4…
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Casey Smith
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JAMESTOWN, N.Y. — Local punk prodigy Marriott Dubois puked onstage during his preschool recital, solidifying his arrival in the local…
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Tyler Roland
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MANZANITA, Ore. — Local couple Jon and Kelsey Hangman recently became the parents of a child who somehow was born…
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GAZA CITY, Palestine — Israeli Defense Force First Sergeant Yosef Shochet admitted that he is suffering from terrible nightmares portraying…
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Sidney Conant
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Your parents are kind of like real-life superheroes when you’re growing up, so when they sit you down at the…
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Arielle Andreano
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LOS ANGELES — The Foo Fighters’ indefinite hiatus following Dave Grohl’s infidelity scandal is upending the world of the few…
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Chris Bratton
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MIAMI — Longtime Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was seen threatening to break up the band if his fellow bandmates continued…
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Josh Baumgart
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Growing up as a millennial was tough. The internet came along and changed the world, and our parents were too…
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Ian Steffé
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NEW YORK — Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr.…
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