Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — Tyler Wendell, the latest pro Super Smash Bros. player accused of sexual misconduct, has announced that he will…
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Owen Crowlie
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Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Popular disco group the Village People announced they had severed ties with Victor Willis, better known as…
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…
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Collin Canning
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BRIGHAM CITY, Utah — Parents of seven and familial strategists Angela and Brent Fuller have been consistently maining their youngest…
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Dan Rice
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LONDON — David Bowie stunned millions of fans yesterday, emerging from the tomb in seemingly peak physical condition and ending…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds…
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Ashley Naftule
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The UFC writing room has become deadlocked with indecision as the team is unsure exactly where to take Ronda Rousey’s…
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