Career Tag Archives - Page 4

Dianne Nora • June 18, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local aspiring indie rock musician since he was 14 years old, Adrian Kidwell, reportedly credits his metronome…

Mark Hassenfratz • April 23, 2021

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…

John Danek • December 13, 2020

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Promising guitarist Liam Doughtery’s guitar career was suddenly terminated yesterday after the introduction of the difficult…

Jon Swihart • August 21, 2020

Boy, is my life in shambles these days. I just got promoted to district manager of Omega Printz and it’s…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 12, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…

Eric Navarro • February 13, 2020

Every waking moment I am consumed by the grim reality that I wasted my 20s. Like any typical 20-something I…

Shea Strauss • January 2, 2020

FARGO, N.D. — Account manager Jamie Duncan is in disbelief that she will lose everything in her upcoming split from…

Steve Fiorillo • April 7, 2018

One of the most important lessons you need to learn as an adult is that work isn’t everything. It’s so…

Drew Behm • July 9, 2017

CLEVELAND — Local music store employee Sammy Howard takes every opportunity to inform customers that his band was “this fuckin'…

Anya Volz • April 18, 2017

ITHACA, N.Y. — Local mother Tracy Campbell admitted earlier today to her growing concerns about her tattoo-less daughter’s ability to…