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Dianne Nora • July 15, 2021

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…

Eric Navarro • June 19, 2021

Hey, pothead! That’s right you lazy stoner. So you failed to launch? Big fucking deal. You’re back with your folks…

Dianne Nora • June 18, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local aspiring indie rock musician since he was 14 years old, Adrian Kidwell, reportedly credits his metronome…

Mark Hassenfratz • April 23, 2021

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…

John Danek • December 13, 2020

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Promising guitarist Liam Doughtery’s guitar career was suddenly terminated yesterday after the introduction of the difficult…

Jon Swihart • August 21, 2020

Boy, is my life in shambles these days. I just got promoted to district manager of Omega Printz and it’s…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 12, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…

Eric Navarro • February 13, 2020

Every waking moment I am consumed by the grim reality that I wasted my 20s. Like any typical 20-something I…

Shea Strauss • January 2, 2020

FARGO, N.D. — Account manager Jamie Duncan is in disbelief that she will lose everything in her upcoming split from…

Steve Fiorillo • April 7, 2018

One of the most important lessons you need to learn as an adult is that work isn’t everything. It’s so…