In life, you need to claim victories when you can, no matter how minor. That’s why I will be spending…
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I get that everyone else is super excited about Bon Iver’s new album of melancholy love songs, but, buddy, I…
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Well, I finally did it. After 6 months of doing high-intensity interval training in 100-degree heat and only eating egg…
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Dearest Katie, It pains me to have to write you this since we’ve spent so much time together over the…
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There are breakup songs, and then there are Kidz Bop covers of songs that are so bad they’ll emotionally destroy…
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Dan Rice
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February 14, 2024
Well, it’s Valentine's Day again, and your so-called long-term relationship has run its course. You know it, they know it,…
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