Nathan Kamal
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Okay, so you’ve called time-out and are wasting everyone’s precious time when they could be watching a thrilling yet family-friendly…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Current occupants of notorious punk house Shitshow Chateau revealed that their resident pitbull Hammer is the only…
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Nathan Kamal
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Around here, we’re suckers for a feel-good story, but this one really got the waterworks going for us. Dogs may…
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Matt Husser
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NEW CALIFORNIA, Ohio — Local man Trent Palmer desperately concealed his infected forearm from other survivors after a surprise attack…
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Krissy Howard
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TOPEKA, Kan. — A nine-month-old bedbug currently residing in local punk house and objectively disgusting place, 321, is reportedly at…
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Dan Rice
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Yes, before you ask, these are bed bug bites all over my body, and no, I do not need the…
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DECATUR, Ala. — Punk traveler Luis Ortiz was subject to an increasing amount of unfortunate events while exploring the country…
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