John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Jonah Nink
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June 5, 2021
HOLLYWOOD — Shortly after its acquisition by Amazon, MGM and Eon Productions announced this morning that the next James Bond…
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Shea Strauss
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March 12, 2020
I’m just a normal, average billionaire. If you prick me, do I not bleed the same virgin-transfused blood as any…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 3, 2020
EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…
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Ben Friedman
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August 29, 2019
NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Denizens of the underworld are welcoming significant infrastructure improvements over the next few weeks as…
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Travis Walling
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October 21, 2017
WASHINGTON – The Union of American Protestors voted to go on strike today, citing inadequate pay and poor working conditions,…
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