Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Baxter Lenin, guitarist for Ketamine Chainsaw, recently received a “pre-denial offer” in the mail from Capital One, confirmed…
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Tim Sheard
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local man Vincent Metcalf quit his longtime dream of becoming a con artist to become a…
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Travis Tack
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CARMEL, Ind. — Wells Fargo Bank announced the acquisition of a quaint two bedroom to settle down and raise little…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Local man Connor Goodman checked the stock market today and was too confused by what he read…
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John Merrifield
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NEW YORK — NYU student Joanna Ruiz was reportedly charged an additional $34 while talking with customer service to refute…
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Mark Roebuck
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DETROIT — Local man Marty Chambers reported today that he no longer wants to assume any responsibilities tied to his…
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