balding Archives - HARDTIMES

Yancy Lee Crawford • December 8, 2024

ABERDEEN, Wash. — Local bald man Louis Grayson woke up in disarray after it was clear he was having another…

Matt Husser • August 23, 2023

INDIANAPOLIS — 38-year-old nu metal fan Bryce Spiller went to extreme lengths to maintain his soul patch after deciding to…

Jeff Bender • August 19, 2023

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Wunderkind nine-year-old magician Bucky Hancock wowed a crowd of children and parents at his sister Allison’s birthday…

The Hard Times Staff • July 27, 2023

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Local Guitar Center employee Teddy Burns was informed he would be relegated to the store’s desolate lighting…

John Dixon • March 20, 2021

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man James Bo finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of growing out his hair last month, only…

Issa Diao • May 2, 2020

MADISON, Wis. — Local bald man Gene Zielinski is petitioning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today, demanding they…

Kate Howard • January 31, 2020

The other day The Hard Times was at a coffee shop and ahead of us in line was a real-live…

Patrick Coyne • April 25, 2018

ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…