Tony Morse
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November 13, 2021
WASHINGTON — Fox News host Tucker Carlson used the 1981 Dead Kennedys song “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” as one of…
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Mark Roebuck
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October 20, 2020
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 17, 2020
MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off…
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Lana Schwartz
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July 24, 2020
NEW YORK — U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez became the first woman in the history of humankind last week to be…
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Jay Miller
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June 8, 2020
NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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January 14, 2020
ST. LOUIS — Time stood still today for local man Hayden Reed, who publicly identified as a “Democratic Socialist” and…
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Brooks Gray
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August 14, 2019
SANDUSKY, Ohio — Sandusky resident Brent Farrett, well-known for his racism-free skeleton, was flabbergasted yesterday by his diagnosis of “acute…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 3, 2019
NEW YORK — The hosts of "Fox & Friends" demonstrated how drinking out of a toilet was “completely normal” on…
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