Matt McClurg
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BOISE, Idaho — A pointless, rambling political rant posted to Facebook by local man Terry Boe this morning resulted in…
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Dan Rice
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LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…
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Lauren Lavín
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SAN ANTONIO — A friend informed you today during a visit to your hometown that she finally listened to Breaking…
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Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Local woman Juliana Azzara passed the four hours waiting for her train last night by asking a man…
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KC Phillips
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SEATTLE — A “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Party” group chat has allegedly devolved months after Halloween into an increasingly incomprehensible…
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Dan Kozuh
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Shut up, shut up, shut up! I love this part! Yeah, that bit right there. Dew, deeeeeew, dew da da…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — Time traveler and anti-robot resistance leader Trent Mendez, sent from the future to warn humanity about an impending…
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Allison Mick
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local trans woman Emma Nelson was forced to cross the street last night to avoid an ambush…
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James Siboni
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local man Garrett Doyle has somehow managed to build a real-life personality even more insufferable than the…
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Dan Luberto
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SHEBOYGAN, Wis. -- Up-and-coming hardcore band Fistface are unsure what to do with a guest vocalist who has grossly overstayed…
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