Jerrod Kingery
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ST. LOUIS — Local 43-year-old Randall Bakos spiraled into an existential crisis after spotting a bright pink container of Bubble…
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Reuben Blanchard
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NEW YORK — A new study from Columbia University revealed that millennials are still recovering from the trauma caused by…
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Chris Bowen
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LOCKPORT, N.Y. — Local 35-year-old man Richard Colburn recently came to the stark realization that he will never again experience…
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Tim Sheard
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PONCA CITY, Okla. — Local 36-year-old Shane McThomason recently admitted he still instinctively hides his Eminem CDs whenever his parents…
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Doug Kolic
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OLATHE, Kan. — Local 34-year-old Gareth Tabbler was somehow eligible to receive food stamps despite already having three full-time jobs,…
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Dan Rice
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Life is great and all, but after 30 years or so of it, a certain apathetic malaise starts to set…
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James Knapp
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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Dan Bookbinder
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SOUTHBRIDGE, Mass.--Newly 40-year-old man Gregory Chaudhari is experiencing a new type of mid-life crisis like many others his age--the inability…
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Corey Montgomery
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LAS VEGAS — Increasing demand for Ibuprofen following When We Were Young 2, a festival targeting millennials who desperately want…
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Jus Kaplan
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For god sake, somebody help me! A minute ago I was sitting down at a cute cafe for a blind…
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