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KABUL, Afghanistan — High ranking members of the Taliban decided to once again ban music throughout Afghanistan after your band’s…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — The White House has announced that Air Bud will lead talks with the Taliban because there’s nothing in…
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Freelancer
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America picked up another twenty seasons of Forever War, according to a speech from…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a rebranding of the “Middle East Peace Process” to “The War On War” in hopes…
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Dianne Nora
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WASHINGTON — Centrist Democrats across the country expressed relief at seeing President Joe Biden dehumanize refugees with more decorum than…
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PHILADELPHIA — All shows featuring tough guy hardcore bands are now on indefinite hiatus as musicians within the genre prepare…
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