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Despite what one may think, nobody, not even you, knows exactly what the hell post-hardcore is. Please stop lying. However, some of you, but not…
Emo is a lot like pornography – it’s hard to define but you know it when you see it. There’s also a lot of fake…
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The Wonder Years: the poster band for that one friend you should probably check on. The widely-beloved Pennsylvania pop-punk outfit with 7 full-length records to…
As an artist, Neko Case is both fascinating and enigmatic. A goddess to legions of flannel-wearing hipsters, who listen to country “ironically,” she has worked…
Ever been to a museum and wonder, “Where is all the band-related stuff?” Sure, the Louvre has the Mona Lisa, but it doesn’t have the…
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I’m sick of my dork nephew and his friends pretending not to be impressed the fighting skills I’ve honed over the past three weeks doing…