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Opinion: That’s Not What My Older Brother Told Me

I am not calling you a liar, I am just saying that is not what my older brother told me and he knows what he is talking about, he has a Master’s Degree. I am not saying that in your, let’s say, limited experience, you believe what you are telling me. I am just saying that my older brother has told me differently, and he’s been to Japan.

You are just a naive little country mouse that will spend the rest of his life in this town and marry his high school sweetheart. But my brother toured with a band once and took a photo with Vince Neil.

I don’t care what Newsweek article you have to show me, if my brother says that the government has a machine that creates hurricanes and causes earthquakes in order to maintain control over the population, I will believe him.

He said that he literally saw the concentration camps that we will all be rounded in to after a so-called “natural disaster” allows FEMA to declare martial law and round us all up. He said that they are disguised to look like ordinary college dormitories; completely with supposedly student actors.

My brother told me that one of his professors was even approached by the Bush administration and asked how to perpetuate a terrorist hoax only for 9-11 to happen a few months later. My brother also told me that the Nestle corporation is microdosing their bottled water with Scopolamine, which he says is a drug used for mind control.

Did I ever tell you that my brother told me he accurately predicted the housing market collapse? He told me after it happened that he knew is was coming. He said that Wall Street millionaires wanted him to come work for them but he didn’t want to sell out.

So, excuse me, if I choose to believe the words of my brother over your, supposed, research.