MOSCOW — Guns ‘N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose was seen sprinting the length of Otkritie Arena last night to help sell the band’s shirts, patches, and pins to the roughly 40,000 fans that came to see them live, multiple eyewitnesses confirmed.
“We finally take credit cards now, too, even though the iPad and the card swiper are a bitch,” he added. “But these ‘November Rain’ ponchos aren’t going to sell themselves.”
Fortunately for the legendary musicians, opening band Other Noises offered to keep an eye on the table while Guns ‘N’ Roses were on stage.
“Mr. Rose asked me to sell shirts while [their] band performed,” Ivan Kazakov, frontman for the Siberian band Other Voices, said via translator. “My English isn’t so good — I thought he [was] joking. Can’t they pay [someone] to do this? America isn’t as prosperous as they would have us believe, I guess.”
However, fans were pleasantly surprised to see the frontman working the table right after his set.
“I was waiting to buy some Spaghetti Incident dinner plates, and out of nowhere, Axl Rose shows up!” a stunned fan told reporters. “Yeah, he was really winded, and he had to go make change for a $20 right away, which took forever. But he did dig through a bunch of boxes to find the last medium-sized ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ onesie for my baby niece, so that was really nice.”
Newest Guns ‘N’ Roses bandmate Melissa Reese reportedly set up the booth before the show, pinning up $125 GNR baseball jerseys and laying out “Paradise City” beach towels.
“I lost my mind when I found out I was going to be in GNR,” Reese said. “But instead of warming up in the green room earlier, I spent four hours at a UPS store in Red Square trying to track down a replenishment off ‘Back Off Bitch’ bumper stickers that were supposed to be overnighted. But no tour is ever as glamorous as it seems, I suppose.”
The band is reportedly looking to purchase a lockable cash-box later this year, hoping to end their practice of just holding a wad of singles in bassist Duff McKagan’s cargo pockets.